This week isn’t nearly as funny as a Klan member fighting Dame Edna, but the idiot level is pretty impressive.
Marcus Faella lead a group of ten members of the American Front—a hardcore white supremacist organization modeled after Britain’s National Front—who planned to “kill Jews, immigrants, and other minorities.” Their training facility was located eleven miles from Disney World. Faella was exploring how to manufacture ricin, a lethal biological substance, before he was arrested on an informant’s tip. Ultimately, thirteen were charged—ten had their charges dropped with no explanation. Faella was convicted on two counts of military training in 2014 and sentenced to six months in jail, with sixty-one days credit on time served, plus two years of community control. As of 2015, Faella wears a suit and has reworked his racist views to better blend in with the more contemporary Alt-Right model of academic hate and stupidity.
- Webster, Stephen C. “Florida White Supremacists Trained for ‘Race War’ Near Disney World.” Raw Story. Raw Story Media, Inc. May 9, 2012. www.rawstory.com/2012/05/florida-white-supremacists-trained-for-race-war-near-disney-world/
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