After last Friday’s surprise New Year’s beheading, surely we can all use a friendly emu story (and not this).
Taco the amicable emu hopped his four-foot fence after being frightened by a dog—he was found wandering the streets a bit later. This wasn’t Taco’s first jailbreak—he escaped in 2012, apparently during mating season, in the hopes of locating some lucky lady emus.
Price, Wayne T. “Friendly Emu Named Taco Runs Wild in Cape Canaveral.” Florida Today. USA Today Network-Florida. October, 22, 1016.
Read Florida Man: Battle of the Five Meth Labs: A Love Story here.
Lee Harper Oswald 
Sock it to me...