Matt Skytta walked into an International House of Pancakes around 1am, flashed an Orlando Police Department insignia patch in his wallet, and demanded to fed free food, as he was a police officer. When informed that that was, indeed, not IHOP policy, he said: “I’m not going anywhere until you feed me.” He then threatened the server, which escalated to much worse—he said, “Hey buddy!” then “exposed his buttocks.” When real police came to arrest him, he said: “I’m a Green Beret! If I die, Obama dies!” He then said he knew the Orlando Police Chief and said his “retired brothers” would help him out, which perhaps he, and they, did, as I can find no record of his arrest, despite facing charges of impersonating a police officer, trespassing, and disorderly conduct.
Koploswitz, Howard. “’Fake Cop’ Matt Skytta, Florida Man, Shows IHOP Server His Butt When Free Food Request Doesn’t Work: Police.” International Business Times. LBTimes LLC. January 3, 2014.
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