Florida Man has called 911 for many reasons, including to report his roommate for stealing his weed, to mock police for avoiding getting pulled over for a tail light violation (they tracked his identity through his phone), and to talk to someone because he was lonely (seventeen times—he was on the phone with 911 when the police showed up to arrest him). But “messed up” James Mahoney was jailed for two days and fined $450 for calling 911 to check on his tax return.
UPI. “Drunken Man Called 911 to Ask About His Tax Return.” UPI. United Press International, Inc. February 11, 2014.
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Lee Harper Oswald 
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